h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Queen continues to receive warm welcomes in her travels outside of Damogran. In addition to her recent visit to the Royal Ski Lodge on Mt. Sandcastle, she has been requested to preside at the knighting of Sir Garius, slayer of the dreaded rat-ant of the enchanted forest surrounding the Aroma Cafe. http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26140&thread=40512

Her patronage has also been requested for the climb of Mt. SandEverest by Sir Demon Drawer. A Damogranian flag will be planted at the summit! http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=40533

Damogranian news.
The Royal Salon was immnsely popular, but the weather has turned warm, and a Royal Picnic & Pot Luck has begun on the Royal Lawn. The Quest for names for the Royal Seal and Damogran Castle is complete. Announcement to be made at the Royal Picnic. Both old and new visitors continue to appear at Court. All are welcome! Ragnar's Noble Quest continues. The poor doggie is now a slave of the evil Sheik Ratt-al-an-Rho'ul. But he is stout of heart and is planning his escape.
Remember:
Visit beautiful Damogran!
Have your picture taken in front of the Royal Castle.
[Autographed by the Queen at no extra charge]
Get your Souvenier Postcards and Commemorative Tankards at the Postcard and Oddity Shop in the Lobby.
Titles still available at reasonable discounts.
24 hour food service.
We never close.
Really.
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The Queen continues to enjoy her Life in the Royal Court, but also pursues her private interests. And she would like to stop talking in the third person alla time. So, hullo, it's just me, blu.

Lotta good stuff happening on h2g2. Am flying via bluDragon Airlines [Mythical Airline of the Year] from Spiny's in Edinburgh to visit the President of HeadSnot in Amsterdam. Helped rescue Greebo from Garibaldi's evil Schrodinger Box and am looking forward to his public spanking on Sunday, [which, I believe, is appropriately his birthday]

I would like to spend more time at Gargleblaster's non-religion pages, http://www.h2g2.com/A254314 and the h2g2 Historical Society http://www.h2g2.com/A240058 , as well as the Book Nook http://www.h2g2.com/A229943 and alla other places connected to the Aroma Cafe http://www.h2g2.com/A202924 . Wish there was more conversation at the Wiccan Forum http://www.h2g2.com/A196300 , too. Hoping that my Censorship article is being edited. Also wish there was more feedback during the editing process. And while I'm at it I also wish for a faster h2g2 server, a new messageboard, more tolerance for varying senses of humor, and less offence taken in general, oh...and world peace, and an end to world hunger, too.


PS if you wanna really help with the world hunger problem, go to The Hunger Site http://www.thehungersite.com/ For Real. This is NOT a scam. The UN really DOES get the food, they said so. Paid directly by the contributors--no administrative costs!

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