h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It has been a very busy week in Damogran. The Royal Salon has been very crowded. This may be due to the new Commemorative Tankards that are being given away. Collect the complete set: C|_| C[_] C{_} C(_) C and the Royal Travel Mug: c<_>
Monograming available at the Postcard Counter in the Castle Lobby at no extra charge. C{D}

More Damogranian News.
The Queen went skiing at the Royal Ski Lodge on Mt. Sandcastle-at-the-beach. http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=26840&thread=39156 Well, she went to the apres-ski bar in the chalet, anyway. Several members of the Court accompanied her. During her absence, many new members appeared in the Royal Court. There were lotsa Eddies in the space time continuum which resulted in several disjointed conversations.

A new conversation containing 'Drinking Songs' has appeared.http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=39361&forum=29432 Ragnar continues his neverending Quest to 'Find Damogran' [good doggie] http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=38614&forum=29432 Bluebottle has been writing poetry at random throughout the queendom. He takes his appointment as Poet Laureate very seriously. The Queen enjoys his efforts. And the Breakfast News has begun [whenever the reporter returns from the pub] http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=29432&thread=37778

New Quest to name the Royal Castle!
The Royal Castle needs a name. We believe 'Camelot' has been taken, and the other suggestions so far are not completely acceptable, so the Queen has announced a new Quest for an appropriate name. The Queen's decision will be final. Please enclose SASE. In case of tie, duplicate prizes will be awarded.

Visit beautiful Damogran!
Have your picture taken in front of the Royal Castle.
[Autographed by the Queen at no extra charge]
Get your Souvenier Postcards and Commemorative Tankards at the Postcard Stand in the Lobby.

And remember, as always, titles still available at reasonable discounts.
24 hour food service.
We never close.
Really.