h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, well!
We never anticipated it, but there was a roadsign to Damogran posted on the Main page of the Guide all last weekend! We have had lotsa travelers to the Court. Sorta wish we had put a counter on the Royal Website so we would know how many travelers stopped by. If you just passed through and didn't feel like you were dressed for a formal Court appearance, the Queen sends you a warm Welcome to Damogran anyway! Drop in again when you can stop and chat. Tourists are always welcome in informal attire. And if you would like your picture taken in front of the Castle, just ask a passing flunky. Souvenier Postcards also available in the Lobby.

We DID have lotsa folks who said "hello" and some new Appointments to the Royal Court. The Royal Castle has added so many new wings that we are rather suprised that it doesn't take off. But as we already have a mythical Flying Castle [it's around somewhere] we really dont need it to learn to fly too.

Appointments to the Court.
We learned that the Queen was mentioned in a lovely poem in the h2g2 Post.*blush* Bluebottle has therefore been appointed Poet Laureate. We have a State Broadcaster who is about to begin Breakfast News.*yummy* We have a Crown Jeweler who has created a lovely statue of our Royal Person. [gotta figure out how to move it, gold is so heavy] But maybe it looks good just where it is. In the Royal Ballroom. We now have a Royal Seeker after Wisdom, and a Royal Guard Dog is en route from Scotland.

News.
A wondrous Map of Damogran has been completed by Sir Shawn, and awaits entry in the appropriate scroll by the Royal Scribes. It may be viewed temporarily at http://www.orlando-seabrook.freeserve.co.uk/damogranmap.jpg
The Royal Seal has learned to juggle. Sir Spiny and Old Wolf had an heroic escape from brigands [with assistance from a mousie, a mysterious golden dragon, and erm...others] We expect their return to Court any second. With lotsa Stuff. We have been learning Damogranian Drinking Songs in the Great Hall Sing-along. And are looking for more contributions. Of songs, that is. We seem to have lotsa stuff to drink and tankards to clink. C[_] http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=37475&forum=29432

New threads are popping up around the Court, and 'Things Are Happening' everywhere. Philosophical discussions and interesting folks abound. *puff, puff* Sometimes the Queen herself has a hard time keeping up. Fortunately, if you missed anything, the Royal Scribes toil unceasingly to record it all.

And, remember, titles still available at reasonable discounts.
24 hour food service.
We never close.
Really.