h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, the Royal Court seems to be occupying much of our time. We had no idea being Queen would bring such responsibility. But it is well worth it to see all the happy citizens and visitors to our land.

News.
There is now a National Anthem for our Fair Land, as well as several drinking songs. The complete Anthem may be seen on the Royal Webpage, but unfortunately the tune escapes us for the moment. It does sound lovely when sung in VR chorus, tho. There may be a Songbook soon to record the more ribald and rollicking ones. We suspect there is going to be a Royal sing-along any second.

There was a wondrous display of fireworks recently on the Royal Lawn [actually in the air ABOVE the Royal Lawn]. The fireworks may be viewed in the Queen's Court III conversation. They will be available nightly [whenever it is night for you] from now on.

Many new courtiers have recently received their titles and have been added to the Royal Webpage. We welcome both citizens of Damogran and travelers to stop in and introduce themselves. Your visit will be recorded on the Royal Scroll. An' we bet there will be something good to eat or drink, too. We have an incredible baker, and lots of yummy stuff on the good ole 'groaning board'.

We also now have a Royal History. Many are adding their recollections. All historians are welcome to record their research here.

Gossip.
Will Spiny and Old Wolf ever return to Court? Will Count Santragenius V convince the Countess that a 'quickie' means a quick visit to Damogran? Will Sir Irving Washington need musclebuilding exercises to carry alla his Royal titles? What will be the latest cake recipe introduced in Court by the Royal Baker, AEndr? Tune in for answers to these [and other pressing questions] in the lastest installment of 'As the Royal Court Turns'.

And, remember, titles still available at reasonable discounts. 24 hour food service. We never close. Really.