h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is hard to believe that only one week ago there was no Royal Court of Damogran. Titled courtiers, foreign visitors, and all manner of folk have made their way to the Court. We have enjoyed feasting, drinking, merrymaking, dancing, storytelling and Questing adventures.

And we have adopted the Royal Dragon Seal of Damogran to stamp all of our decrees with our official stamp. Except that it turns out to be a seal, not a dragon at all. And it is small, white and fluffy, and loves snacks but hates b-a-t-h-s. It is also beginning to look as if it might be a selkie, one of the magickal folk of Scotland.

Will Spiny and Old Wolf return from their Quest with lotsa STUFF? Will the Queen lose her hearing from the constant blare of the trumpet in her ear? What will be the next Royal Decree? Or new delicacy to appear on the 'groaning board'? What new mysteries and adventures await in the Royal Court of the Dragon Queen of Damogran???

Join Buck Rodgers NEXT week...erm...no, no, that's not right!

Visit the Royal Court of Damogran at http://www.h2g2.com/A230545 . Nobles and common folk both welcomed. Titles available at reasonable discounts. 24 hour food service. We never close.

Really.