h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And psychos.

Now if only I could work out who you're calling a psycho

Bad time for a post 21.

I meant me, but hey...

You could've meant anyone on hootoo, really

Just wondering, is the new chair cover as imaginatively decorated as your bathroom Colud explain the manafacturers reluctnace to let you loose on it

The only thing I've had with a "do not remove" tag had at least the added "except consumer", so I was able to cut it off without being subject to fine or imprisonment.

"Do not attempt to repair or replace", though... that might make sense for an electronic item or something, but a seat?

I'd also love to know what kind of cushion you used.

Elektra is of the opinion that these tags are there to protect consumers from finding exotic wildlife in their furniture...

Given that the original might have been made in Borneo.

Elektra's probably right.

I just left the old cushion in place and stapled a piece of dark blue corduroy over it (it was originally black with an orangey-red backrest)

Dammit.

My attempt to control the populace through careful application of Limiting Labels (tm) didnt work then?

Foiled!

Hoh nos.
removal of the carefully crafted, expertly designed, solar invigered, scientifically bispoke, tempered, screen-washed, acid resistant, stain resistant, polypropanine, composite, dust/mite proof, origional cover can, as I thought everyone would know, release the dust bunnies from their captivity whereapon they can render all abouts and expressly spread their dusty evilness to hithertoo un-dusty-eviled places.
Or, at least I think* that was wat the bloke I met tt the pub said.

And thus we shall call for the righteous
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and yea shall he cometh and save us from the bunnies of dusty doom, and from our own sin of *reupholstering without a licence*!!!!