h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The grey squirrels are carrying a nasty virus that kills red squirrels.

That's awful. Where is this?

Cumbria

And now hopefully all better

Today's the first day I've not had a headache, and there seem to be no more ill effects beside a tendency to sleep too much - so sure I'll be back to full very soon

Hey Mala, how was your gig? Hope you go to bed early tonight if you're really that tired!

It was ok, thanks And I think I will call it an early night...

Sorry about that jerk giving you a hard time!

he's a sad little man. I feel sorry for him. 30 years old, can grow a beard but can't grow up...

Is his beard as long as a red squirrel's tail?

No, but it is as red

I have to say that is an awesome tattoo you've got back there.
Who was Dimitri and what did he do (or is that the wrong question to ask?)

Please excuse us, squirrel bench, I'm not sure what's going on.
Are you hiding in B Potter's cupboard again?

No!

I am NOT hiding in the Potter's cupboard. again
*stamps foot!*

I HAVE LOST ALL MY SQUIRRELS

Tattoo? And what *did* Dmitri do?

Haven't you seen http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/U2791050

Yes, what about it? That's Elektra's PS, don't see what it has to do with tattoos

Well if you follow one of the links you WILL find a tattoo
Interesting story, can't for the life of me see what it has to do with squirrels

Er, what? You confuse me

perhaps it was a greek squirrel

Just as a matter of interest...how is it we arrived in your journal?
Perhaps that may solve the mystery of the missing squirrels, they all landed up in malabarista's journal

Did you leave it lying around somewhere?

Crikey!

mate --- didn't realize I was in your journal