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CYBERHUMAN Posted Oct 31, 2005
A little funny poem I wrote at the beginning of this year, hopefully it will cheer you up:
The fat stinky cat,
Spat on the stupid mat,
Her face said that
Is that, but her owner
Said she would disown her
If twice she spat on the stupid mat.
The cat became ever so fat,
Until her weight pressed down on the mat,
Her owner was terribly upset,
So hurriedly took her to the vet,
but this was the fattest cat she had met.
A strict diet was needed,
The vet's words were much heeded,
The cat lost much of her bulk,
Then had a terrible sulk,
And spat on the stupid mat.
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Nov 1, 2005
The mat? What did the mat ever do to the cat or her owner? 
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CYBERHUMAN Posted Nov 2, 2005
I have three cats - one brown tabby called Eddie and two silver tabby cats called Willow and Anya (they're sisters). 
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Nov 3, 2005
One of my mother's neighbours has kittens - calicoes, even! 
I wonder whether it's too soon...
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Nov 3, 2005
As long as it's the *right* one, I don't want just any cat!
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