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Baker Tony baked a pizza
Bagpuss Started conversation Sep 20, 2005
very round and thin
He said he added olives
but he never put them in
The stuff that he had grated
and sprinkled onto please
was only yellow sawdust
although he called it cheese
the rich tomato topping
was nothing more than dye
so Baker Tony’s pizza
made all the children cry
- Angela Martin, aged 57
That's the winning entry in NickJr's competition to write a new nursery rhyme. http://nickjr.co.uk/latest/newRhyme/shortlist.aspx has all the shortlisted entries, though some of them aren't very good. For some reason the listed rhyme is 'Baker Toni', though it's been reported as 'Baker Tony'.
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