h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dont know I dont like it I cant talk to you in private now *sob*

Hey, don't cry. It's not as if I'm the world's greatest coversationalist or anything.

Here's hoping it's fixed soon...

*sniff* I cant help it

I just emailed you and havent got a message back saying not delivered or anything so I dunno whats happening

I have to go on another thrilling traffic count tomorrow morning so Ill be quiet for a while Ive got to go to Lillington

I just received your email and replied. No idea if it'll be rejected or whatever yet, 'coz the email server here takes an age.

Here's hoping...
Bad luck about the traffic count, BTW. Bummer.

Nah not really cos I get the morning off from sitting here bored and a free fry up mmmmm

Mmmmm fry-ups... Smashing.

No sign of the email being rejected yet, so fingers crossed. Have you received my reply yet?

Unfortunately, the reply was rejected.

Which seems to mean that I can receive your emails, but can't send you any.

Here's the exact thing it said to me:
The original message was received at Wed, 1 Nov 2000 12:29:53 GMT
from sand6.global.net.uk [195.147.246.105]

----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----


----- Transcript of session follows -----
550 ... Host unknown (Name server: freeserve.co.uk: no data known)

Yeah we've just recieved an inturnal email saying we're having problems our IT managers on holiday too so I dont know when it will be sorted

Major bummer.
Why is it that computers always break when the IT guys are away? Hmmmph. Bloody machines.

I'm very sorry to hear about your cousin. I would have had an older pair of twin brothers, but they were stillborn. I don't feel too unhappy about it, though, as obviously I never had the chance to get to know them and, had they lived, I probably wouldn't be here.

Sorry, this posting's turned a bit grim. Apologies.

Nah it's ok

I found out about a year ago that I would have had a stepbrother roughly the same age get it? well basically my dad was seeing my mums best friend when my mum was pregnant with me but he was still born and it wasnt till about a month after my mum found out about them she still stayed with him until I was five then my nan made him leave after he pushed me into a glass coffee table head first what memories I have eh

I'm sorry to hear about that. I'm not sure what to say; as long as you're okay, then I guess I'll keep quiet and try to think of something happier to talk about. If you want to talk, though, then I'm all ears.

Yeah Im fine thanks this isnt a place to talk about stuff like this but Ill email you or call you if I need a chat

I dont think Ive had a bad life or anything cos of it Im not mentally or emotionally scard Ive got a great mum whos always been there and my grandparents help out loads and I dont think I turned out too bad concidering I have a good job and I stuck out school and college and got an education and loads of friends that stick my me too and now you

Lets get off the depressing subject what you wanna talk about?

Ummm... The weather's been okay today; a bit chilly, maybe, but okay.

*feeble attempt to change subject*

Have you been badly affected by all the storms and stuff?

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Other than being woken up at 5:30am by horizontal rain and half the people at work not being able to make it in, I've been fine.

So, what've you got planned for the rest of the week? Anything exciting? I'm going for drinks this evening and out for a curry with my blokey mates tomorrow. I can't wait!
Mmmmm Curry...

Im starving curry sounds great right now

Nothing exciting planned might go up to Gloucester and drag my auntie out clubbing to cheer her up or might just stay in swindon and drag my mates out I dunno so much to do lol

Quite the busy little bee, huh?

Well, have a good'un... and a good night out.

I feel like getting plastered this evening. Don't ask me why, but I do. So if I phone up at, like, 3am or something awful, and I'm being really drunk, feel free to tell me where to go .

Love you loads babe...

I cant read what you just said its playing up again

Hello Sweetie

h2g2's working again today but I dont think my email is

You didnt call so I take it you were either sober or completely smashed

I couldnt stay awake last night I was so tired

I have to go count cars in the rain soon so Ill be quiet for a while looking forward to my fry up mmmmmmmm

Love you loads too babe

Lee xxx

I hope that you're taking a swimming cossie and water-wings; you'll be needing them at this rate!

I'm totally exhausted, and for no good reason whatsoever. And I didn't get ratted either. Still, it would have been plain bad manners to call at 11:30pm and witter on at you for half an hour when you'd rather get off to bed.

Enjoy your fry-up, if the weather clears any...