h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

look at my cool tounge stud, what ya think???

Gone septic yet? (Only kidding! I think it looks very nice. Is it new?)

Nex...

[Oh, BTW, tounge... as in rhymes with lounge? ]

Gone past the swelling stage now ive got a little ball with a smiley face on it aww bless will be more fun when it heals properly

Lovely! I didn't know you could get tongue-studs with smileys or anything like that on 'em...

So, you haven't 'road-tested' it yet, then? Tongue-studs are definitely good fun (on the receiving end, anyway... ).

no not yet Im gonna mix it with a bit of ice that'll have em smiling

Blimey! I remember *that* particular combination very well, as it was the party-piece of an ex of mine.

Just be careful that someone doesn't mistake the stud for a piece of ice and try to grab it with their teeth... Ouch!

lol ill keep that one in mind thanks

Any other piercings, or is it just the tongue?

I have my belly button pierced and two tattoo's one of a dolphin and one of a rose on my shoulders when I tell people that they seem shocked because I don't look the sort of person who would have anything done. Im planning on another tattoo nothing big I would like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh somewhere cos I think he's great and Im either getting my eyebrow pierced or my belly button pierced at the bottom anything else would be too painful!
What about you have you got anything pierced or tattoo'd, Im yet to find a guy brave enough to go through with a Prince Albert

Nope. I'm a blank canvas. Not that I don't like tats or piercings or anything, I just think they'd look crap on me.

And as for the PA; not for me, I think... (*shudders*)

Tigger, huh? Interesting; where would you have it done? Does 'somewhere ' mean 'beneath the waterline', as it were?

Im gonna have him on my bottom with his fave saying "bouncing is what Tiggers do best" lol
So what do you look like then, I just realised I know nothing about you and I telling you all my little features so come on tell me

Well, besides not having any tattoos or piercings, I'm a 6', strawberry-blonde 22-year-old. And 'strawberry-blonde' doesn't just mean 'ginger', either .

I play football (badly) and read loads (less badly).

How's that for starters?

Hmmm. Tigger on one's bottom. Might be a bit sore to sit on for a while...

Hey thats fine for starters ginger lol Im only playing with you.
And the bottom thing its only a bit of pain it'll be my next party piece

Wow. That'll be some party...

Still, nice to know that you're only playing, 'bouncy'. [Just Kidding!]

lol bouncy's a good game So ginger, you don't mind being called that do you, of course not why arn't you working!!! your not being paid to sit on the net all day, well neither am I oh well

Ah, but I AM working... it's called 'research' .

So, Bouncy, what're YOU like apart from navel and tongue piercings and dolphin and rose tattoos?

yeah thats what we all say

Ok so what am I like....Im 5'5" short Blonde hair (no jokes please) blue eyes and a smile that would make you think butter wouldn't melt

Moi? Joke? Surely not!

So what're you pretending to do at work whilst you're on h2g2?

Im not doing any work its quiet today so thats why Im here.
And Blonde is better than Ginger