h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stays quiet*

Good. You can do what you're told. A good start.

*awaits further instructions*

*wonders whether its safe to come out from under the bed, and is glad she bought a four-poster if there is all this tying up*

*weighs up the probable enjoyment to be gained from ddgdb or Ev and decides to see how much room is under the bed*

*still not allowed to say anything*

Oh you can talk now hon.
With those two out of the way at last.

*wonders how much space there is*

depends on how mch space Mina needs and whether she wants to move the bed or not Zeb...

Kick your leg on the bed if you want me EV

~checks that EV's legs can't move~

You don't want anyone else do you EV?

I don't want to move the bed, but when the earth's moving it doesn't always stay very still.

(see you tomorrow at 2 Mina!)

*settles down for a not so quiet night with Zeb*

*raises eyebrow and asks voyeurs to return in the morning*

*can't see what's going on under the bed anyway, what with being strapped to it and everything*

Would you like me to set you free hon?

Errrr....
*wonders if this is a trick question*
No?

No, it's not a trick question.

You've been there a long time, I was worried about your circulation. You know, making sure the blood flows into the right bits.

Oh yes.
*looks down*
Seems okay at the moment. Thanks for asking though.

I'll leave you there for a bit longer if you're happy.
But I don't think we need this melon or this Marmite.

I thought you liked the Marmite?

I do. But I fancy something much more filling atm.

*raises eyebrow*