h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*realisation dawns*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh........

No need to scream!
Anyone got a spoon?

*reaches in pocket and takes out Swiss army knife, corkscrew, bottle opener, nail file, tweezers, fork, spoon and thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves*
Try that.

~wonders how he did that while he's tied to the bed~

Thank you hon.

*wonders that too*
*decides to ignore it in the interests of continuity*

~can't remember where we got to~

Oh yes, the Marmite.
~fiddles around with the contraption EV gave her~
How do I work this thing?

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You really shouldn't swear you know.

Sorry. It's the stress.

Stress? Of being tied down by a Muse?

Yes. I've been tied here for 2 days and you haven't done anything yet.

But I didn't have the Marmite before. And the dread and anticipation is part of it. You've got a few more days to go yet.

Oh blimey.

And there's still the melon....

*grins happily, and begins to spoon large globs of marmite onto the melon's rind*

This should help with the lubrication...

Lubrication?
*looks very alarmed*

Don't waste the Marmite on the melon!
Spoon it over that. ~points~

Over what? *looks*
Oh.... that.

You keep quiet.

*keeps quiet*

That's much better.