h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~does some yoga for 5 minutes then gets bored and wanders off~

*watches Mina wander off*
*feels a bit disappointed*
*returns to rubbing ddgdb's back*

*awakes slowly*

anyone drop by while you were rubbing me down hon?

*tries not to look guilty*
Oh, just someone wandering by doing yoga for some reason.

aw. It wasnt Mina was it? I asked her to drop by and give me some tips...

It might have been, I wasn't really paying attention.
*starts rubbing ddgdb's back again*

I heard my name again.
Aren't you two bored with that yet?

well it does keep him occupied, especially as I'm never quite sure when I'll be around. you know what its like entertaining men and all

you want to show me that stretch we were going to work on hon?

It does seem simple to keep men quiet when you've got the know-how.

The stretch? Oh yes, it's like this.

~shows ddgdb how to do the bendy stretchy thing~

*keeps quiet*

*DD observes from nearby bushes that EV is quiet AGAIN!!!*

ok. *tries the stretch*

hmm.. EV you couldnt give me a hand could you? I cant quite reach...

Of course babe. What do you want me to do?

~gets in EV's way~

Ummmmm.
*not sure what to do*

Typical male response.

I.... but... er... we... you... um.
*falls down*

*looks at EV lay on the floor*

yes EV? you know you could very easily just decide... some men do it all the time... *frowns*

*Wonders if DDGDB has been having words with FC*

I think he looks just fine on the floor.