h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not sure tread carefully.

*rubs ddgdb's back carefully*

*turns back and keeps eye out for Mina*

Thanks DD. Not that I'm doing anything wrong, of course. Just giving ddgdb a back rub.

Yeah perfectly ok just can't have people talking right, that's how romours start isn't it.

Exactly.

~strolls nonchalantly past, remembering that ddgdb was here first~

*notices Mina strolling past*
*carries on rubbing ddgdb's back*

~walks past again, frowning~

*EV's attention drifts towards Mina*

~walks past slowly, hips swaying~

*the rubbing gets slower as EV's attention wanders*

~walks back again slowly, then bends over to check that her boots are looking clean and sparkly~

*forgets about rubbing ddgdb's back*

~just notices EV~

Oh hello honey, didn't see you there. Not interrupting anything, am I?

Oh, hello. No, not really, I'm just, er...
*remembers what he was doing*
....I'm just, er...... I'm just here.

Don't let me stop what you're doing honey.

Oh, it's nothing. Just a bit of stress relief.
*half-heartedly starts rubbing ddgdb's back again*

I'll just stand here and do some yoga while you do that, if that's ok?

No, that's fine. You carry on.