h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and I am, as the saying goes, kicking bottom!

The man from Telewest, he just gone. I have phone. I have cable TV. But most importantly, I have INTERNET at HOME!!!!!!

Oh dear...today is just gonna be wasted innit?

Zantic

But the important question is.... do you have BOOMERANG???

I will have to check. I thought Toc said she had it???

Zantic

Yeah, but I don't get to loll around Toc's place on Sunday mornings....

What's going on here? You've only had broadband for 5 hours and you've logged off already?

HEY! Cable TV is good too you know EV!

So you're gonna get out of bed if I have that channel then? (goes off to register)

Zantic

Good point. *goes to check if Grangemouth is cabled up*

Wouldn't bet on it EV. It don't even have a good bus system...

Zantic

Hullo!

Bomerang channel 613 on NTL, don't know if Telewest match up?

For info, top cat is on at the moment

I'd get out of bed if Top Cat was on....

I don't have Boomergang, but I could get it (it wasn't part of the package)

So, what you gonna bribe me with????

Zantic

Enchiladas. My oven is fixed

That's enough for me to check the price per month. What else?

Zantic

Chilli trout?

Cooker in and wired up. I can cook that myself now...

Fine, I'll just borry Caz's Top Cat video then

You are no use, are you hunny?

and backs off!

Toc...could you get the Munchers to change my addy on Munchkinstein purlease?

Zantic

Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that. Mind you, this is the first time I've not been on dial up in about a week, so I shall nip off and do it now.

P.S. Marvin The Martian was on Boomerang earlier.