h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I met a large pregnant lady on the stairs in the Taylor Building while en route to the Gents (aye, me, not her). She was on crutches, and was climbing the stairs painfully painfully slowly. I stood aside to let her by. "What's happened to you?" I asked. "My pelvis has split" she replied, upon which my lower tosro clenched up tight like a fist. I went to the Gents, and stayed there for ten minutes, but couldn't unclench sufficiently to make my trip worthwhile. I went back upstairs. She'd managed to move 20ft...


Douglas

I think Women's hour and cake threads are a small price to pay for the joyful fact that men can't have babies.

Just to cheer you up: these things do happen [rarely] along with damage and major stress to other joints and not only do women end up with crutches, splints, braces and so on but they are not allowed to take pain killers or alcohol. So it's not just the piles and the varicose veins and the constant heartburn.

Sometimes these women have other young children too. And yet I have read only recently posts from childless feminists complaining about having to cover while pregnant colleagues attend ante-natal clinics.

It all makes a mockery of any idea of 'intelligent design'.

Douglas

From the review of the Simpsons Movie in todays Inde.:

"In the characters of Marge and Lisa, the show consistantly shows itself to be a notable gynophile comedy".

I'm off the check the dictionary..

Douglas