h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi, Humans!

Actually, I'm rather unprepared for anything so majestic and grand as setting up my very own H2G2 entry site. I was surfing along trying to translate some French comix I like (Schuiten & Peeters stuff found at http://www.casterman.com) when my buddy told me about the babel fish site where you...aaaah, you know all how it works. Then I got sucked into this part and I figured "The hell with it, let's do it!"

I'm all tired right now and will come back at some future point to make this into something worth perusing and less self-indulgent.

Anyway, I went to go see My Life WIth The Thrill Kill Kult last night at #'s (pronounced "Number's") in Houston, TX. Ah, Houston; God's own septic tank. TKK had a local band called Bozo Porno Circus open up for them; they were cool. They're one of those bands where you have no memory of what they actually sound like (except this vague aural image of construction vehicle orgies) but rather, you remember the stage show. There were five dudes playing instruments and singing and stuff, but man-o-man, the girls! They had four girls up on the stage doing these freaky dom-sub acts. This one chick had taken the top off of one of the subs and then started smearing that magicians' flame gunk all over her boobs and then set her goodies on fire! Nothing really special, but public nudity always gets me really worked up!

But then on the way home, I got snagged by a cop who ticketed me for no insurance or registration. B*****d. I know I deserve it, but it totally fouls up my plans for the next two months.

I had invited an old friend on mine to come visit. We worked together while we were in the Navy. We've got that wierd thing going on where you start out as friends and then you start getting so comfortable with each other where you start fooling around. If we lived in the same city, we'd either be dating steady or enemies by now. Oh yeah, my friend's a she and I'm a he. Thought I should get that cleared up right away. I'm not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Wow, that's a lot of meandering drivel that is, innit?