h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think everyone should visit http://www.penny-arcade.com at least once before they die. And definitely look at "Son of Too Damn Late." Then they should read Douglas Cooper's Amnesia. Oh right, html doesn't work very well in these crazy text boxes. Rats to cats.
I've realized that all I need in life is organization, not in the Susan Powers self-help sort of way, although one would think that that, by it's category title alone, would help, it's not quite what I need. I need mental organization. I have too much crap in my head, like junk DNA. Well, I have plenty of junk DNA, but that was supposed to be a simile I used back there. Dang Language, it constrains me so!
Anyways, everything in my head is a rut of ideas and half-completed plots, and mostly big idealized ambitions and delusions of pseudo-grandeur. Motivation would probably help alot. I need to finish a few stories, but I feel as though anything I write would be utter crap. hmm...I feel like I'm not ready yet. Anyways, I have a theory that many good authors have the name Douglas. Douglas Adams, Douglas Coupland, and now Douglas Cooper. If I was a Douglas, I'd have a classic in print already. But that's part of my problem, I really have dreams that are way too big...oh the tragedies of growing up. I'd be better off writing melodramas, movie of the week.