h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

First it torments me with that unanswerable question assoiciated with subjects, and now it's saying "We all lead interesting lives... Here you can talk about what you're thinking of doing, what you think about what you're thinking of doing, and when you're thinking of doing it." Did it ever occur to anyone that not all of us have lives? Yes, I'm living. Yes, I'm breathing. Yes, I have a perfectly normal heartrate. But as far as doing something interesting or productive, my life is zilch. Example: my major goal at the moment is to reserve the new Harry Potter book at the library before any of the slow-reading 1st graders get a chance. *Sigh* I created a completely different screenname and didn't tell anyone about it so that no one would know how much time I spend on the internet. If anyone who knows me is reading this... I never use that screenname because I never get any mail... maybe because no one knows about it, but anywho... Ya know, Mr. Guide, not all of us are thinking about doing anything simply because we gave up hope of actually doing whatever it was we happened to be thinking about doing. And I am feeling very resentful and whiny right now, so don't take anything personal. I love the Guide and everything about it... except that it keeps me online for long periods of time, which makes me feel like I have an even smaller life... which I guess would give me a negative life... hmmmmmm But my fish doesn't mind it I don't have a life. Fishy is my friend. It needs a name. Hey! Idea! Read next entry!