h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The answer: not much. It's just something that people refer to you as in order to make you do the dishes, or other household chores you have left undone. It's also something that people (and/or things) can alter, thus turning into a tool of torment. They only have to alter it if your name is too drab, or they aren't quite sure how to pronounce it, therefore they don't use it to avoid feeling stupid. My name falls into both of these categories, so I decided to change it to Bigita, one of those altered names bestowed upon me by a wannabe ghetto schmuck mentioned in another part of the page. The other half is from a very good song by a very good singer (The Man Who Sold the World--Kurt Cobain). Well, my normal journal usually doesn't sound like this, but this isn't my normal journal... this can be read by however many million people that happen to drop by this site. What a perfect opportunity to scare people with one's inner thoughts and feelings