h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, I don't know whether to start with "He asked me out!" or "We split up..."
The reason? Danny, the lad that I fancy the pants off, asked me out yesterday at school! I was so happy, I couldn't stop smiling!!! And then when I was talking to him on MSN, he told me that he did drugs, but he was giving them up, and he has only done them twice. And I believe him.
My darling mother, who read the conversation over my shoulder, does not. And has made me tell Danny I am not allowed to date him, unless we go out in a big group. In other words, she has banned me from goin out with him. So I went from being single, to having a gorgeous boyfriend who I fancy the pants off, to being single again, with the added bonus of a control freak mum! Bloody brilliant!
So, plan of action? I'm not going out with Danny, I am seeing him. In other words, we go out in a big group, and whilst I am with him, we are all over each other as if we are going out, but with no strings attached! It not the best, but I really fancy him!
Mum also said that in a couple of months, if Danny has definately given up the drugs, I can go out with him. So 2 months of "intensive flirting" (hmmm I wonder if that includes him kissing me...) and then hey presto, we are an item. Perfect!!!
It will have to do I suppose...
And Danny is all for the whole "seeing" each other, so I am actually very excited. I have never done anything like this before, and I am so curious to know how it goes... I hope he does kiss me...