h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The dreaded month is nearly over. Yes, it is nearly a month since Jonathan dumped me, and it has taken this long to get over it. I think yesterday was my final crying night. Everything just crescendoed insidde of me to a complete maximum... and all spilled out last night. My mum is not helping at all, because she keeps asking if he has contacted me, and when I say no, she keeps rubbing my back and saying "awwwwww..." She says she is being sympathetic but no way is she. It smacks me of sarcasm. Plain blunt lowest form of witt sarcasm. Damn her!!!
So yeah - I think the crying has stopped. Just in time. Because today was the end of our 2 weeks not talking. I'm going to wait and see if he comes online or something to talk to me, because I don't know what to put in a text. Before it was so easy - "I love you so much..." and now it's like "Errrrrm... Hi?"
To top that off, I think something is going on between him and Rachel. She doesn't mention him to me at all, and when I ask her what she is up to, if it involves him she goes really quiet and doesn't say anything. Either they are going out, or she was the cause of him dumping me and she feels guilty now. Hmmmm...
If they are going out, I will flip. What he did was bad enough, but then for her to say yes to them going out - that would be a blow too far. I would kick up such a fuss, and if I ever saw her, or him, I would kill them. Or simply just beat them up. The possibilities are endless. Beating up Jonathan might be hard - he is so tall compared with me, but Rach would be a breeze!
OK, bigheadedness over now. Hmmmm...
Nothing more to say!
Toodlepip!!!

I'll help you beat Jonathan up...bastard. Ahh, relationships. Who needs them? Casual sex is so much better...

Ewww!!! No. Just no.

Lol. Apparently Phil reckons that you and Al had sex and that all the parents knew about it. But he's been saying stuff about everyone.

What???!!!??? No way - I never did, and ewww!!! You don't believe him do you?

Duh! Of course not, this is Phil. And yes eww. Of course I don't believe Phil. Wait, I already said that. Oh well. And I do not qwant to think of you two like that.