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Things my mother should have told me, but didn't
Lentilla (Keeper of Non-Sequiturs) Started conversation Jul 26, 2000
• Well, that thing hanging up in the bathroom? The one with the hot water bottle attached to it? That's a douche, not a toy.
• Diet Coke will take the gunk off your battery cables faster than that baking soda and a toothbrush.
• Don't wear that to school - you look silly.
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Things my mother should have told me, but didn't
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