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My right eye seems to not be doing quite what it oughter, i.e. seeing things. I've worn glasses since I was 17; always had a weak left eye and a fairly normal right eye, but in the last few weeks everything has started to get a bit fuzzy, and the problem is definitely due to this eye here --->

Which is kind of worrying.

What the hell am I doing telling the internet? You're not going to fix it.

Or are you?

Opticians on Monday I think.

Nope, eyes are not my area of specialism. I can, however, offer sympathy. *proffers hand*. Its a bit chewy though, fair warning.

nope can't fix it but as you have been putting off a visit to the opticians I am going to be waiting to hear how it went on Monday

Thank you both. I would have answered sooner but I couldn't find the computer

OY, over here!

Did you manage to get an appointment today

Who's that? You'll have to speak up, I can't see very well.

DO I, PEANUT, HAVE TO SHOUT AS WELL, SOME OPTICIANS DO HEARING TESTS TOO

*thinks that might have not been the best thing to leave*

Hellooo. Anyway, saw the optician. There's nothing wrong with my eyes apparently, other than just general deterioration due to being old and decrepit (her words, not mine). So, new glasses ordered, and hopefully by this time next week things will be a lot clearer.

Oooh . I didn't spot that last night. It's not too early, is it....?

to late now I have drunk it,good friend me, saves you from spillages like that, til your script gets done

leaves this time