h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Larj, I need help I've been fished! Come quickly!
My how big your raspberry is!
Lucy

Hello Lucy. Yes my Killing Raspberry is bigger. I had to get a new one when I got a little hungry and ate the old one.
I will come right over to help you. So don't panic.

You nearly had me there, evil type people. I was just pumping iron... but it didn't seem to blow up so I'll go back to pumping tyres.

I better see what other naughty things you've been up to while I was exercising.

Hiya mate - you seem to be putting up a good fight!
I'm off to find the bad guys.

*soeasilyamused creeps out of the shadows, slaps a large on larj parz, then darts back into the shadows*

What was that funny music?
I'm going to investigate. I may be some time.
No it was different to that.

heh? wait, are you people in england? then maybe you haven't seen mission: impossible... you know... tom cruise... mever mind. like explaining toilet paper to jungle men...

We know about Mission Impossible... but do you know about Postman Pat?

The Greendale hero in the little red van.

Why are all the english things wierd?
Postman Pat I mean, really thats quite odd.
All the stateside stuff is pretty straight forward big guns, biggers explosions and hot chicks. Plus our heros are NEVER named ..."PAT"

Never?

Thanks

Yes, contrary to popular American belief, there *is* culture *outside* the good old US of A. Who could forget the teletubbies?

just to make sure

thats just what we like you to think...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, teletubbies!?!?!?!?!?! horror of horrors!!! i leave my and hurriedly bid you adieu...
*hasty exit forum left*

There y'go Larj. Now lets get on with this step exercise thingie in your other forum!

You get that rip on your vest fixed yet steenky man? ~Ice Draws "The Forgotten Blade", (A hand-crafted Katana forged in hate, cooled in the blood of innocents, laser-sharpend to an edge only a molucule thick and imbued with the most powerfull of the Thamuturgic magiks) which glows hungeraly, and slashes a into the front of Steenkyman's vest in a zorro-like motion. Don't ever think your gonna get away with attacking me. ~vanishes~

opps damn that was in the wrong window but you get a too just forget that last message. and your steenky too phew take a shower after those workouts.

i've done that too, ice.

I think Iceraven forgot to polish his contact lenses before he put them in back there. Fancy mistaking Larj for VB.

Anyway despite what it looks like I only count two fishes so far and that means my is in plenty of time.

Thanks for keeping an eye on my cottage while I was away, Larj.