h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you may find these phrases sudenly enter my vocabularyt for no apprent reasion well I should explane. the first friend I have maide since the shit went down with Alen (so a round of aplores people it only took me 6 months to trust somone even a little) called Jen Mcdonald seems to use these things for cach phrases. evry other word is MOFO or in all feress. she is nice though if a little insane. she also says ra ra ra wich is impressive and rather daunting. now why should I tell you about her simply becuse she is part of the story of how I ood the boot from my last job (wich was impressive)

to cut along story short insted of coming home I went and got my selff throughly lubricated with whiskey in her compony my wife freaked out and called the police. the police went round to the place where I worked and had a 4 houer long conversation where it was maide out that I was some sort of frek who had proberbly cut her up and stuffed her in a box somwhere so when I finally did come home about 1pm with a mild hang over and still a little aneebrated I called the nessary parties to be told I had the boot hat a shame so the good points I lost a shitty job and gained a great if insane friend

the bad points I scerd the shit out of my wife lost the only job I had and had the mother and farther of a hang over for the next day and a hrlf...I think I got the best out of the deal really.

please no repremands I dont nned them

::puts away the reprimands for another day::

Oh no, please, don't hold back.

And I do believe it should be MOFU (MOther Fu***)