h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*BOOM...BOOM...BOOM...BOOM...BOOM...
Mr. Indifferent slowly beats his head on the wall, thinking*
what to do, what to do...what should i do...?

"tell them you idiot!"
comes a voice from behind him.
Mr. Indifferent doesn't look, he knows who it is.
"look, I don't really care who stays anymore, just tell them!"
why should i tell them, thought Mr. Indifferent.
"Because you're the one going around saying you have a problem you can't tell them about."
I guess that makes sense, thinks Indifferent. But i can't, i can't.
"it's not hard really. Why are you making a big deal out of this?"
It's a big deal to me. I feel bad about it. and i've very nevous about how they will react. you know how i feel.
"yes. but you can't keep hiding it now. come on, tell them."
OKAY! OKAY! i'll tell the whole worle Wigfiddle! the whole world will know!!
Mr. Indifferet turns around and shouts, "I AM TWO PEOPLE! I HAVE TWO IDENTITIES ON H2G2! WIGFIDDLE AND I ARE THE SAME PERSON! THERE I SAID IT!

man. what a bunch of typos and bad grammar. I've come clean. i really was very nervouse about posting that, and now i'm nervouse about the reactions.
i'll pack my things now.

LOL! Great you now said it! See, it wasn't that hard!
I kind of suspected that for all the hints you gave but I couldn't say it because if I'd been wrong I would've hurt you...
Now I wonder why it was a problem to be two persons?
*wonders if she'll ever want to get her clone killed or vice versa* Please don't go anywhere... I believe the Guardian Angels still don't want to lose you... It was very mean for Wigfiddle to tell you to leave, don't believe him!

man am i glad to here that! the long wait for some kind of reply almost killed me. I'm like that, I get so nervouse about surtain things, even like this. I feel awful about it. like i was lying to everyone. i would have gotten rid of one (most likely Mr. Indifferent because Wigfiddle had been here longer and i liked him being an Observer) Boy but i feel better now. you think anyone will be mad at me? I hate having people mad at me.

If anyone's going to be mad, that's only because you made such a fuss about it!! LOL! But I bet they'll forgive you... I have to get offline now, but I'm glad you got it all sorted out... CU!!

*wonders if something should be done at the spaceship rental to keep the others from getting worried anymore...*

*also wonders how he manages to be online at the same time with Wigfiddle*

I switch back and forth a bit. but i don't know why it shows us at the same time in the Who's Online list.
I was afraid people would be mad because i made a big deal out of it but i really did think it was a problem. now i feel bad about that. just one mistake after another.

lol stop feeling bad and start making the fun out of being multiple persons... I mostly use my clone in being evil - she's a member of STUMPED - but don't tell her I was talking about it here, she gets furious when my name's mentioned because of what happened in a costume ball some time ago...
*wonders what she's still doing here*
Really gotta go this time, bye!

bye then. see you around i guess.

oh Mr. Indifferent.... *big hugs*


look, between me and you, and dont think this will be too hard a problem to deal with. I know many well esteemed researchers with alter egos, maybe I should even get the PS of multiple personalities to drop by. i do hope you wont drop your sainthood though, it would be great to still have you around....

Oh i'm not leaving the sainthood. i'm trying to get my wings put back on now. i never did try to fly with them. i can't wait to do that.

glad to have you back! *would slap you on the back, but it looks a bit tender at the mo...