h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have just got back to school after the holidays and i don't want to be here much. i'm sure it'll be ok tomorrow when i've seen all my friens, but there's all this pressure to work, and i really don't see the point. well, i do, but i'm too lazy to work. they shouldn't make lazy people work. it's cruelty to animals. grr. i'm sposed to be in a dorm on my own, but guess what? someone else is going to be in my dorm for a while too, joy of joys. i'm absolutely elated by that fact, as you can tell. yes, i'm being sarcastic. i'm also very tired after doing three days of virtually solid rowing, and my hands are not happy. generally, i'm not happy. but wait a minute, i am. i think. oh god, why do emotions have to be so complicated? i give up. i'm going to bed.

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That's a solid plan, going to bed...always works, except when you can't sleep, but then you've got a ready made solution - get up and complain about not being able to go to sleep! Sorted!

haven't seen you around h2g2 for a while. just shows how lazy/unobservant/antisocial i am.
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I'm sure you're none of the above, just rude... I thought I should pop in and say hi since I saw you online...

ta. it's much appreciated. i spose i must be rude, but i'm definitely lazy. noone could ever accuse me of not being lazy
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where have you gone?
come back!!!
i love you!!!
wait a sec, i didn't mean that last bit... well, not in the way you might imagine, anyhow...
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Sorry, forgot about this...and don't worry, noone else does either. Will post more later, must eat copious amounts of now, be back sometime that's else.

It's half past else, and I'm back, but now I'm going to bed, so I'll soon be elsewhere, but I'm sure you'll manage to survive... Try not to miss me too much, I know it shall be difficult, but it'll be okay...

um.......
i spose i love you really...seeing as you have no other friends
oh yeh, and i am missing you so much, come back! before i die of grief...
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I don't need your pity...


Oh, wait, yes I do...

*showers cthulhu with pity*
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*basks in pity*

Much better, thank you...

good...
um, stop using my school address for e-mails, cos they won't get to meafter a while, use [email protected] wait a sec, that's gnna getmoderated innit? oh ell, i'll tell you somewhere else if it is

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I got here in time anyway...last time I tried posting to that it didn't work, give me a second and I'll check it...

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

[email protected]

I don't know why it doesn't work for me...

try .co.uk i think that'll work
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Well, it hasn't given me a failure notice yet...

it worked!
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Fantabulous! Hadn't you ever wondered why you never got any mail if that was wrong?

well i normally give people the .co.uk adress
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