h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thirty! That's what I am as of today. Yay. The stupidest comments so far:
"It's only a number..."
"So how does it feel, that side of the line?"
"Hey, you look like 29..."

So, what do you get for that birthday? When my mom turned 30, she got me. Now that I turn 30, I will get a new government... Yay for Germany.

No no no: Yay for me!

You call *that* a government? Interesting...
Anyway, ! (Too late, I know.)

I used "government" in the broadest possible sense, i.e. a number of people who feel entitled to do the work of distracting the populace from the fact that the real power lies way outside the influence of the "government" or of the populace...

Thanks for the present, though Feel free to have some more , and don't mind the mess in the kittchen.

Y.

Belated 'Happy Birthday' from a 50 something!
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Thank you, Random Mood

UPDATE about stupid things I was told on that occasion:

"So when will you start running the Marathon? Isn't that what guys do when they get their midlife crisis?"

"Are you really that old?"

"Things won't get better, you know..."

My cousin, however, countered all this by saying: "The thirties are a great decade!"

Y.

No problem!
It was 50 for me last year!
But 50 is the new 40!
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