h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hm, I think I was somewhat...perky?......

Wow, ok so this one's not dead yet, but......in today's paper I read of the arrest of Ivory "B-Stupid" Harris, who was picked up on numerous murder charges, among them three murders in Houston where the New Orleans native evacuated after Katrina, and the only murder in New Orleans during Mardi Gras this year. When he was arrested, he was in possession of crack cocaine, heroin, marijuana, a couple of fully loaded assault rifles, and a Glock semi-automatic hand gun.



"B-Stupid".



Yeah. How appropriate.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back onto the streets.

Go back on the streets?! Heck, I'm hiding under my bed!

... Can I come too?

Awwww, EC. I knew you had a thing for j.

You did? I do?

See, he's already practicing for their wedding.

But I... bed... confusion... CHAOS!

Ooooh, EC, I didn't know....

See j, he wants to bed you and all.

Even better, he wants to under-bed me! He's a naughty boy!

I did who to the what now?

*shrug*


My bed doesn't have enough room under it to hide in.

We could always make it into a fort...

That was fun...

Yeah, we should do it again sometime.





*sigh*

There will be no fort-making under my bed, understand!

I don't. Whats going on?

Fort-making = sex
under my bed = on the first date

Yeah.