h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One of my friends has just come into his and my shared room in my boarding house. He stumbled up onto his bed and told me I was 'Wrrwooongg' ion a loud voice, before dribbling all over his chin. Shortly after, a putrid dtream of stinking vomit was expelled in drips over the period of five minutes. He then said he was completely sober, and wiht that jumped off his bunk bed into a shoe rack.

I was unfortunate enough to be in the room when my housemaster needed people to clean it up. you might say that I was choofed. Let this be a lesson to all you would be alcoholics: never mix drinks and a Tuesday afternoon during which you will have to return to talk to anyone in authority. Or with chile con carni when you don't chew your food properly.

Half an hour later (at 6:20pm) the room reeks.

Ah. Alcohol.
A lesson has surely to be learnt from this no doubt traumatic episode .... um, well kids .... just ..... don't you go vomiting now.