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how to stop a dog from humping your leg...

Post 61

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Have you heard the Strokes new tracks?


how to stop a dog from humping your leg...

Post 62

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Nope- are they good?smiley - smiley


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Post 63

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Meet Me in the Bathroom and Ze Newbie (Untitled)...I like themsmiley - smiley

They're on the live albums


how to stop a dog from humping your leg...

Post 64

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Cool- I'll have to look out for themsmiley - smiley


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Post 65

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Goodsmiley - smiley


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Post 66

Clelba

my ball dress only cost £40...
^. .^
= ' =


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Post 67

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

ball dresses smiley - groan 6th year formal smiley - groan

if I actually bother going I'm gonna rebel and turn up in jeans and a t-shirt

whole concept of a stupid ball is smiley - yuk


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Post 68

Clelba

i don't think there's anything wrong with the concept except for the fact there are teachers there and no decent alcohol. i love getting dressed up. can't wait for uni smiley - smiley
^. .^
= ' =


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Post 69

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Sorry it's just my idea of a fun night out is not getting dressed up in a stupid ball dress, being allowed one glass of wine (when I don't drink the stuff), watching all my friends slow dance and go gooey with their boyfriends and then have someone comment that I look like the side of a house in my choice of outfit!


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Post 70

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Ooh, I love getting dressed up... no idea why thoughsmiley - erm


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Post 71

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

I don't do dressy...I do jeans and a t-shirt


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Post 72

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Well, I do normallysmiley - winkeye Just nice to show yourself off every now and again...


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Post 73

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

well last time I got dressed up I got told by people I looked like a fat idiot...

not reassuring


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Post 74

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Awsmiley - sadface

*hugs*

You just have to find the right dress...not always easysmiley - erm


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Post 75

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - hug don't worry, I didn't even want to wear it, but my friend was embarrased to wear her dress and said I had to wear one or she'd have wasted the money.

She looked great

I look like a fat mess

I'm comfortable with that


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Post 76

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

I bet you're not that fatsmiley - erm

*hugs*


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Post 77

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

*changes the subject as it'll only end in tears*

hair's weird.


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Post 78

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Yers...it rather is...

*looks at fringe poking in her eyes*

Wish it'd hurry up and growsmiley - erm


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Post 79

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

I think I'm at the giving up stage with my hair...have horrible feeling when I go to get it cut I'm just gonna get cut shorter againsmiley - sadface


how to stop a dog from humping your leg...

Post 80

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Oh, the rest of it will grow- shan't give up with thatsmiley - winkeye But this fringe is just really bugging me...smiley - erm


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