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Post 461

friendlywithteeth

Well maybe I have pecs the size of Alberquerque, and mine are always exposed....smiley - erm they aren't but they could be!

smiley - biggrin

Showers are the bestsmiley - ok


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Post 462

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

yeah but for girls there are some beauty activities which are easier to perform in a bath


showers I like because they're quick, but baths are more relaxing


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Post 463

friendlywithteeth

There are...[without getting too personal] what are they?

I disagree, baths are just uncomfortable: showers you can stick your head under the spray and just listen to the water, blocking out everything else.


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Post 464

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

Well Shaving your legs for one...women don't come prepackaged with perfectly smooth legs...and waxing hurts like hellsmiley - winkeye

ahh see I like that in showers but in baths the first thing I do is stick my head right under the water


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Post 465

friendlywithteeth

Euuugh waxing

No: that's no good, you've got to hear the water rushing round your ears, it's so relaxing!


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Post 466

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

*shudder*

I've waxed my legs once and sore never again


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Post 467

friendlywithteeth

OUch! Stop talking about it smiley - yuk


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Post 468

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

hehe okay


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Post 469

friendlywithteeth

So what do we talk about now?

hohum...


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Post 470

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

don't mind


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Post 471

friendlywithteeth

Your turn to choose smiley - tongueout


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Post 472

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

socks


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Post 473

friendlywithteeth

I'm wearing bright yellow socks today!


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Post 474

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

ooooohhhsmiley - bigeyes

I haven't got any on yet but I think I may go for my stripy multicoloured ones with the hole


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Post 475

friendlywithteeth

Well every sock has to have a hole, else how would you get your foot in?

[you asked for that one!]


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Post 476

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - laughI didn't ask you just told mesmiley - tongueout


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Post 477

friendlywithteeth

smiley - nahnah


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Post 478

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - laughokay okay I asked for that one


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Post 479

friendlywithteeth

Yes. Yes you did


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Post 480

Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361...

smiley - tickle


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