h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

getting priorites right...


i mean thing

absolutly.

right on bro

well, have you seen the ?

no. i couldnt be btoehered. it fell off and the mark has gone

I saw that in the other journal entry. I am much relieved, sir. I was worried about that lump thing. I'm having a major Arthritis flare up,so I'm walking around like Quasimodo this week, and taking 1200 mg doses of ibuprofin three times daily. has just been diagnosed as clinically depressed. We're off to the in an hour to get him some meds.Then, I intend to get good and !
I was so glad to hear some good news. thanks!
The kids loved The Blues Brothers.

is shark you son? im sorry. tell him he has everything to live for. i was depressed, cos i had too mcuh work. then i stopped being depressed after i dropped a subject. now im just occasionally morose.

i hope your arthritis gets better. it seems like a horrible thig to have. how can you type? with your forehead ?

and yes, the blues brothers is awesome!

did you know Steven Spielberg cameos at the end as the clerk who stamps the form just before the swat teams arrives?

yep, and Frank Oz was in the beginning, as the guard who gave Joliette Jake his stuff back when he was getting out of prison.
is my husband. Now the doctors say that he had Clinical Depression, Social Anxiety Disorder and a mild form of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. We're dealing with it together, and the prognosis is very good.
I post when the arthritis isn't too bad.It's Rheumatoid, and it mostly affects joints that are under stress. With the weather changing I need to type slowly and not go on the beeb every day till next summer. It affects the hands when I type more than 20 minutes, so I can just cut it back, and still have a world of fun.
It's usually not so bad; I posted when I was having a flare-up. I get them about 2 or 3 times a day, but they only last for an hour or two, then I'm good as gold. I need to keep my posts short, which,like common sense, isn't my strong suit.
I just went too long and set one off. Gotta go.My hands are stiffening up; I'll run some hot water on them and loosen them up.
That's Irony for you. and, I saw it comming a mile away, But I get to talking....

im very sorry about that. its such a shame to have arthritis...i cant imagine what its like, but i appretiate the effort of your typing have you thought of typing with your nose to save your hands. seriously, strap a pencil to it and tap away!

i hope shark gets better too.

ksj sjebbe vog oh, sod it! another fine idea comes face to face with a RL and crashes and burns!
heh, heh, I know! I'll make my son do the typing. I love slave labo...er, um,...helpful kids.

thought for the day...Never play chicken with a reality check. It can get real ugly when you crash.

well...get one of those voice type thinagame jobbies. or adopt, like, and afgan child, only to enslave him to type for you
go for it! if that fails, the UH patent overactive idea imagination will come to the rescue...i have thousands of ideas, for example, for avoiding the national service draft in germany, should you need to know...

i have a friend who gives people reality cheques...which was quite a funny idea originally, but after a while it just seems a bit naff...

who needs an afgan child when I have 2 slav...er, kids at home? The voice thingy sounds like a real solution. Thanks.
Heh, is on pills. Such a relief to see the man smile. It was chemistry that took away his smile, so I don't have a problem with chemistry restoring it.
BTW, how heavy is Heavy? I ask because I swamped the terrain in the clipboard wars, thinking to sink the robot, and that you would just get messy. I got to wondering later if your sense of humor would have you sink, as well.
What's he going to pull with his reflective pancho? Wouldn't wearing highly reflective material block his satellite reception? Is your lycra reflective, to ward off his laser(gold or silver) and is anyone wearing body armor that could be polished to a high sheen, reflecting the lasers back at the satellite? ( runs buffer over s, polishing their armor to mirror-bright sheen.)
I really don't know enough about lasers.

i dont really mind what happens to my character in the name of humour...believe me, he has been through a lot, including explosive decompression - that was great fun. all my bits kept sticking to people...heavy is as heavy as you want him to be for comic purposes. perhpas you could reflect the laser from my shiny buttocks. it can be up to you

i would be only too happy to contribute to the forum but i have no idea what is currently going on. my mind isnt working well cos im ill

glad shark is feeling better...even if it does mean by the use of pills...

rushes in with and . Stops, looks at tea smiley, changes it to a stiffdrink smiley.
hope you get to feeling better.

i beginning to feel better today. still, i got 4 days off of chool

good! My kids and I are fixing to take a week off for Thanksgiving. I'm going to cook a big turkey, stuffing and all the goodies I can , Then stay up outrageously late, gorge myself like a heathen and not grade papers for 2 weeks apon returning to school.
I'm also going to do 3 things, even if I have to chain myself to the computer desk: build my haunted castle, fire up a web page, and finish writing my story for h2g2's fiction central.
I finally got the guided entry for Monster University ready, And as soon as Blue Bottle links it to the h2g2 sewers, I'll change my nickname to advertise it. I thought Red Dog was telling people about his fan club. He's so busy on the dog and cat pages, he rarely stops by.

thanksgiving is a ceremony i know almost nothing about. we dont have it here. it sounds nice, tho...i love goodies...

are you a teacher? consorting with the enemy. i know nothing.

i wrote a story. it was very drivative, but i thought it was moderately amusing. where is h2g2 fiction central? a place where likeminded bad writers can meet and lie about how much they enjoy reading eachothers work...

whats the monster univercity?

and its terribly bad form to tell people about ones own club...i sat and fumed waiting for my club to be set up....droppping hint after hint...lol....eventually broelan set it up...hehe

do you got one?