h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well well well...h2g2's back on...friends have been lost...& lives have been changing rapidly!

Whats been happening in the world of me!
1) The guy i fancied moved away promised to write & never did!
2) i've lost 2 top sizes & 1 trouser size since Christmas!
3) i invited my so called good mate to hang a around with me & get to know my mates & she has managed to more or less take them all aways from me & so despite telling them shes gonna pick them up & dump them the minute she finds summit better but do they listen...nope just pretend i don't exsist (ie: don't invite me to stuff, include me in stuff, care!)
4) i have my proper exams coming up in a matter of weeks!AAAAhhhhh!
5) moshers rule
6) i wanna be a costume designer when i leave school
7) i'm taking Higher english, Art, Biology, geography and int2 Info systems for 5th year!
8) ......?
9) headbanging hurts!
10)I'm getting my hair dyed again soon!

thats about it!

Must remember just not to panic about stuff!

Hi Em!

Thought I'd have a sniff round your site as you're in the GuideML Clinic suffering from the same sypmtoms as me - to whit, trouble having a

Noticed your list of recent life changes. Is an old mosher allowed to converse with a young 'un, or will that ruin your cred?

1) Never mind the non-writing geezer; plenty more studmuffins to be uncovered. Go fetch!
2) If that's what you've aimed to do - Hurrah!
3) Bummer! Not much I can say to this. If these people are supposed to be your mates, they're certainly not acting like it. Someone new appearing in any situation is bound to create waves as new feelings and discoveries come to the fore, and it's obviously putting you out a little. If you let it show, then the bitch thinks she's won - don't let that happen! Keep your dignity, make new friends who aren't so fickle (easier said than done, I know) and er, basically... stuff 'em!
4) Aaarghhhhhh indeed. Exams... Believe in yourself, you can do it! More revision; less bouncing off the walls to excellent music, then make up for it afterwards.
5) Quite possibly, but you can't beat Alice Cooper for sheer class. Sorry!
6) Go for it.
7) Smartarse.
8) .....?
9) It's usually worse two days later when your neck seizes up. Made actual contact with someone when doing this ages ago, and witnesses reported sparks flying from this! How's that for a 'metalhead'?
10) What colour? Do we get piccies this time? Mine needs a trim, but that's it.

And just to remind you in case you forget... DON'T PANIC!

I'm now off to the land of The Exploited, acceptable or not...

~LW~

No i have no problem to an old mosher...they tend to make more sense than the ones i know!!

1)TRUE!!
2)Yup & i am so much happier for it!
3)They've always been like that every since primary school! You get used to it...i think the worst think is i know the girl is gonna use em and i invited her in to the group...hand of friendship and all the s**t!
4)I've literally just got my exam timtable which is concentrated into 2 of 4 weeks and i mean concentrated!!!
5)Nirvana's just as good! Better in some respects for the new mosher type!
6)I certainly will!
7)I know!
8).....?
9)bloody right it's worse 2 days later...this is why i don't do it as often...we tend to bounce alot instead!
10)Reds and i think i may get either a bright blue or pink streak down the front...photo i don't think so...i don't do photos...i am incredibly camera shy!!

So what sort of bands you into?
My fav's at the moment are ...My Vitriol...Nirvana...Less than Jake...Queens of the stoneage...Suicide Machines....etc!

Em

Hello again soon-to-be-multicoloured young Em!

No piccies of rainbow head? Ah well, I'm not particularly photo happy either... "Go on; smile." "No thanks. I *like* scowling."

Musical tastes range from the classics... Alice Cooper, Sabbath, Alice In Chains, The Cure... through the slightly noisier stuff... Anthrax, Megadeth, Misfits, Nirvana... and into the heavier / SHOUTY range... Slayer, Pantera, Entombed, Discharge, The Exploited... all the while nipping off into other territories inhabited by the likes of King Kurt, The Meteors, The Cramps...

Probably too fuddy-duddy for your tastes, but I'm not that old. Honest!

Should be going to see Mr Cooper do his thing in a couple of months too! Big hurrah!

Less Than Jake... "All My Best Friends Are Metalheads"... excellent stuff! Managed to find a punked up version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" in mp3 format the other day... don't know who it's by, but it automatically requires a volume increase whenever it gets played! All minute and a half's worth!

Still here? Why aren't you revising?

TTFN

~LW~

Stop nagging i've been revising all day!

Hopefully soon 2 be multicoloured i think u'll find...i'll probabaly chicken out in the end

You are not Fuddy-duddy trust me moshers are listning to the same stuff as they ever did...personaaly i like the slightly more relaxed stuff
Like Greenday...fav of theres at th moment is Time of your life!
, foofighters....and the like! But i think if i had 2 take 2 albulms 2 a desert island i'd take Nevermind and Corrosion (compalation albulm!)
Less than Jake are great especially All my friends are metal heads...suicide machines are great 2 especially there hyped up version of I never Promised you a Rose Garden (an old country style song!!:-0)...and My Virtriol is defiently an albulm worth buying...cemented shoes is class!
Not to be rude like but you keep saying your old but how old are you?

TTFN
Em

Okay, no more nagging today

Two albums on a desert island? I'd have to enquire to see if I could make some compilation tapes and take those, otherwise I'd have a real problem choosing.

As for my age... ah, yes, well, put it this way... *looks around to make sure no-one's eavesdropping*... *whisper*... I'll be thirty this year... AAARRGGHH!!!! Old git alert! Come on then, out with the jokes...

They way I see it...
I've still got me own teeth (hurrah!), still got me long hair (hurrah!) - and when all that falls out I'm going to spike whatever's left and dye it blue to annoy people; still into *the* best music - no fashion victims over here (hello you trendy / grunge / trendy again teenyboppers); and I'm still going to be me inside until I kick the bucket. Being true to yourself is quite a rarity these days. Don't get sucked into the world of 'trendies', be yourself, and see how many people mutate into something they said they'd never be. That's what I've done, and as such, turned out to be a well adjusted individual. Ahem.

Right, where's me zimmer frame gone? I need to empty my incontinence undies...

~LW~

30 isn't old...and come on i'm away to turn 16 this year & I don't even think my grandparents are old & there in there 70's and 80's! 30 is nothing to worry about!...& when i hit the big 3 0 it won't be stopping me doing anything! I'm planning to have pink hair!

lets see the My own teeth...I'm must be older then my years as i already have a couple of fake teeth!
Short hair...i believe all teeny bopper "Tredies" are complete theafing B******DS and should be sent to a desert island & left there!
Limp Bizkit are a trendy cand in disguise and no matter what they do the aint moshers! And soon All moshers are going to lose there identities as the trendies are gradually taking over our...clothes...music...hair colouring technique and chain hoody wearing society

I'm am just gonna stay as individual & cool as i can as i already don't go with the mosher style & stick to my own preferences!!Role on the hair dye and black eyeliner!

Em

So have you like stopped talking to me or something?

Not at all! I seem to be in the middle of a 'negative Midas touch' scenario at the mo - everything's turning to s**t - and have therefore been away from H2 for a while. I had a nagging feeling that I should see what's going on, so I popped to my page today and there you were. Hurrah! Only bleedin' new message though

So what colour did you do your hair in the end?

Did you see My Vitriol on TV the other night? I only found out a few minutes after they'd been on, otherwise I'd have posted a little message to ya.

Went to see Alice Cooper on Friday, so that cheered me up hugely for a little while. Still based in World Two at the moment, though. Never mind.

Hope all is well at your end (ooer). Ah well, back into the land of

~LW~

Auww!...you should have been getting messages from the music forum with Uncle Heavy Metal guy

I got bright red streaks in the end and they're great but they've faded a bit & so at the end of my exams friday or for my birthday, a week on Thursday i am planning on getting it done again

I was going to watch the My Vitriol Interview but due to the huge exam type stress thingie i fell asleep before it came on and then woke up (telly still on) and i had missed it...there a great band

How do you mean your still based in world war 2 at the moment?

Hurrah for bright red streaks!

Not based in WW2; *my* World two! World one = fluffy & happy; World two = quite the opposite Life is currently not very good.

But never mind that, how's the exam hell going? Nearly finished? I'm sure you've been a complete smarty pants and breezed through the lot of 'em.

The exams are going ok only another 4 to go and then ages off to relax before 5th year!...and a year with loads of exams