h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Monday, bloody Monday.
Anothe glorious week lies ahead of me with an indecent amount of work to be done. Had to bring crap home from work again.
Hate sitting in the kitchen going through pasperwork, just because I can't get it all done in time. I need help! aaagggghhhh.
Sitting now with laptop, writing as I watch a programme about a disease called Prader willi, that makes people eat and eat until they kill themselves. A real disease - or syndrome - not entirely sure which, as opposed to the more normal pie addiction suffered by the likes of my mum and her yoyo diets. Or maybe I'm wrong - maybe that is what's wrong with my mum. She's about 20 stone now and stills lies to me about how much she eats. Feel like I'm the bloody parent instead of her.
Haven't heard from Dad for a wee while - but he's sure to call soon. Fairly sure he was drunk last time he called.
It's great fun being me.