h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok i know i have moan about my missing spoons before , but for goodness sake, it has now spread on to the rest of the cutlery.

I bought TWO boxs, i am now down too a set just, two teaspoons from the very first set i bought, (of which none of them is from the new),
One fork that is from a set when i first moved out from parents home (going back at lest 28 yrs).
Two of each from the new sets and one from i set i never owned
Four dessert spoons from each set plus one
Six knifes of which only 3 is from the new set

heavens knows what happen to the rest

any ideas on how to keep them around long enough to get to use them

could Uri Geller be living nearby ??

It's just that phantom.. 'Nobody did it, Mum!'

mmmmmmmmmm.................. its a thought, he gets everywhere

if it an't spoons that go missing

its the socks

next in line cheese and onion crisps (my favs) of all the others they go missing first with the cry "not me mum i didn't take um"

I had that, so all I buy now is 24 multi packs of cheese & onion

See!

The phantom's moved into your house!!

don't it get a round,

who are we going to call





GHOSTBUSTERS

I know someone who can find the culprit

????????????????????????WHO?????????????????????????????

err! you did ask

A23530880

so the vampire did it??????????

out comes the garlic

mmmmh another clue! might have to do a part foreI could end up beating Rocky

too easy......... something more nail biting

I'll have to work on that thenhard to be nail biting when your(me that is)daft

hard to type when bitting nails

I've 0nly 9 tootie pegs left on bottom jaw, with 2 looseI'm a wizard at sucking chips

ooo thats an idea for chapter 4

noted