h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Date : 8th of October 2001, 16:00, Earth Time
Personnel : Prof. C. Tonks

Research into the new Space Between Dimensions technology is going well. The data left to me by the unknown entity serves no end of purposes in my search for ultimate technological superiority.

I now make frequent trips to the SBD itself in order to test conditions. I have created a device which, when placed within the SBD, can link together all my technology created since the invention of the Dimensional byPasser. Thus, communications are possible through any medium and on any scale.

Instant transportation has also been on my agenda as of late. It should, theoretically at least, be possible to use the SBD to access a pan-Universal existence state, similar to the Alpha Wavelength used for teleportation in this Universe. If this were indeed possible, I could create a device to shift matter or anything else into this state, and move them to any part of the Omniverse I wish. Shields will be no problem. Teleportation blockers will trouble me no more!

One thing I have finished working on, however, is the pan-Universal shield, the only thing that could block my theorised travel device. Powered directly from the unlimited energy resources of the SBD, this shield spans the entire Omniverse, fixed on the relative point in space (or its equivalent) in each Universe. Infinite energy means no penetration, and infinite Universes means no tampering with time, space or otherwise.

Everything still needs a little touching up, but I'm confident that by the end of the year, I will be able to do anything I like in any Universe.