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House Cats
KimotoCat Posted Mar 4, 2000
Greeb better take care what it does to non-felines!
Nope, red and orange mix like H***, but blue, green and yellow really stink. Remember that before acting in manners that would render me a feline on an endavour to bruise somebody.
Say, anybody know a planet where they sell donut-flavoured Whiskas?
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Ben Duluth (113135) Posted Mar 5, 2000
They are smallish in comparison to something very large, like a house, an elephant, or a very large box.
-Ben Duluth
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 5, 2000
If you were a mouse or a can of donut-flavoured Whiskas, you would not consider house cats smallish at all!
BTW - what's that number? Your birthday? Your measures? Huh? Huh?
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Ben Duluth (113135) Posted Mar 6, 2000
How do you know I'm not mouse or a can of donut-flavoured Whiskas?
-Ben Duluth
ps- The numbers are mine. That's all you need to know... for now...mwhahahaha.
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 9, 2000
~Greebo does an amazing leap and hangs by her titanium tipped false claws from the ceiling...~
Me heard a s...s...s...snake....
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 10, 2000
Oh - sorry Greebo. I didn't mean to startle you. It was not a s-s-s-s-snake, it was a feeble attempt at a spitting tone. Cat-style, you know.
You can come down now and continue your merry grinnygrin.
But us felines, we not LIKE when others say nasty things about us ... nooo ... That makes the KimotoCat fume ... we not LIKE to fume ... we get nasty *bristles* and then *teethgritting grin* we ... get ... ~savle~ VIOLENT!
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 11, 2000
~grin~... Ohhh... hmmm.. sorry about that... ~Greebo lets go and drops gracefully to the floor...~ Humans can be odd creatures KC... me just tries to ignore there odd ways...
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 11, 2000
In deed humans can be weird ... me should know ... me half human, you know ... ~excusing grin~ ... but also half feline ... ~grin~ ... seems Greebo has funny grin ... seems ... ~grinnygrin~ ... contagious ... wonder if it is hazardous ...
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 12, 2000
No... my grins are never hazardous... anoying sometimes... but not hazardous... ~grin~
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 12, 2000
Good ... ~grin~ ... Me relieved to know ... but allready now, KimotoCats boyfriend says ... ~grin~ ... that my new silly ~grin~ is annoying.
Me bothered ... but hey, me still grin! ~grin~
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Ben Duluth (113135) Posted Mar 12, 2000
Did I say something nasty? I hadn't intended, I love cats more than I love most things in life.
-Ben Duluth
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 12, 2000
Naw, it was your laughter that made me fume.
You really love cats as much? Or do you just loathe everything else as much?
Meowrrrr...
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Ben Duluth (113135) Posted Mar 12, 2000
Oh, the laughing was only maniacal. It's the mad scientist in me. And about cats, I really do love cats, a lot. I have three that I raised when their mother died and they mean the world to me. Odd how you can see yourself in something so unlike you in almost every way. Anyway, enough mussy stuff.
-Ben Duluth
Hitchhiker at large
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GreeboTCat Posted Mar 13, 2000
Me loves cats to... ~grin~.. very interesting creatures... ~bigger grin~... so refined and regal... cute and sexy... charming and suave... etc... etc...
The only trouble is ... that me allergic to them... ~sneeze~
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 13, 2000
Poooor Greebo! Allergic?
There are several ways to deal with this, most of which I shall try to comment if you go seek my pro counsel at http://www.h2g2.com/A252217
I do so love kittycats - guess it's in my tumbled genes...
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