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Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) Started conversation Nov 19, 2004
I don't have much time... They are coming for me. Help me. Please help. No stay back no, nooo, arggggh my spleen, nooooooooooooooo 
The Smily Face Army
Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Nov 24, 2004
Oh god... they've claimed another victim... I must warn the villagers! *scurries off*
The Smily Face Army
Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) Posted Dec 9, 2004
They... They took everything! My Spleen, my shins even my galbladder. Oh no they're coming back oh no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo argh no they are taking my uvula!!!!!!! Oh noooooooo 
You sick 
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Dec 9, 2004
The villagers have been warned, but... Oh no... OH NO! WE'RE TOO LATE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!! *runs off*
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Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) Posted Dec 9, 2004
Come back you coward! They are killihg me the are argragrah nooo noa areshtujcftdcnchc that s notn right get your hand out of that, hey get away from that, oh no not my larenx. Grfarawadjfefen That stuped coward. Nargering mavingflayving!
Theives THEIVES THEY STOLE MYwALLET.... AND MY BRAIN gdhrjgfeyrstflrycgtfcutfcftgyftk (speaking in the forgotteenen language of gyberish, I wonder why it's notpractised anymore?)
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Dec 10, 2004
*looks back, still running, shouts-* No idea. i have only one thing to say, now, which is: iwergtbkdn rihg tfisjghkjtk sgdhuidhgisopqpqksncf qopakzxmndhfhurjxdnmnjcvhnfj dfjkghjfd. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
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- 1: Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) (Nov 19, 2004)
- 2: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Nov 24, 2004)
- 3: Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) (Dec 9, 2004)
- 4: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Dec 9, 2004)
- 5: Emporor Hematitedude, The Leader of all Hematite Substances & General Leader of the Hematiteorg Galaxy (Esquire) (Dec 9, 2004)
- 6: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Dec 10, 2004)
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