h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just to pacify Zax *g* I've begun the process of changing my page to HTML. So, while the quotation at the top of the intro now looks fantastic, the rest of the page is somewhat... inadequate. Help would be appreciated *looks hopeful*.
Quick update, as I haven't written in here for a while. The exams are finally at an end so I'm a free agent. I'm also now a sixth year (complete with seventeen free periods and (very soon) a prefect badge) which, so far, ROCKS! The common room sucks, but we're allowed to use the facilities over at our recreation centre so a bunch of us have taken over the lounge. Which is really no better, but it's not overcrowded by morons and those who like to listen to Radiohead. And before anyone beats me up, there is no correlation between those two insults, I just don't like Radiohead.
I'm also an ACE (finally) so I'm actually a something, rather than a nothing. And I *will* do this properly and welcome newcomers. It's just that I seem to scare them off. Am I scary? People tend to say this, and I have proof to support their accusations- I once took a personality test which reckoned I would hurt people (physically and mentally) to get ahead in life. And I actually didn't cheat, which I usually do with tests like that. So, maybe I'm driving people from h2g2 (see, self-esteem issues).
My God, how can I write all this shallow drivel? I apologise for taking up your precious time with self-indulgent rambling....