h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a conference in Darwin next week (i can feel a coming on.

On the wednesday night some genius has decided to have a 70s spy themed night.

Given it is a bit hot to be wearing a tux up there ( i can still drink the martinis) i'm wondering if any of you clever people can come up with a good idea for a costume.

A shorts and a pair of thongs and when queried, say like all good spies, you're blending in with locals....

that has possibilities

the new community station FBI, used to have t shirts saying I spy for the FBI but i don't know if i can get my hands on one in time.

What about going as a tennis pro - a la Robert Culp from the TV series "I Spy"

Yeah ... I know it's a bit lame but it's been a looong day

How about some loose cotton flares and a large collared shirt...though I'm not sure if that's readily available in your wardrobe...

Or you could have a sticker on your chest saying "I'm an FBI agent, ask me how".

Or a t-shirt/sticker reading "Undercover".

Go with Platypus' idea...

There used to be t shirts with the Kaos emblem on them. I wonder if i can find one of them.

Can anyone remember what the groovy guru wore (he was a baddy in maxwell smart once)?

Or go with a black fedora and a black trench coat and by the Spy VS Spy from mad magazine....of course, you would need to wear nothing under the trenchcoat to cope with heat.........oh to be a fly on the wall

you'd be eaten by geckoes

you'd be eaten by geckoes