This is a Journal entry by DEATH

ALUNDRA'S SHOP!

Post 1

DEATH

ENTER ALL WHO DARE! Buy, sell, exchange and steal items from other worlds! (We do not accept plastic)


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Post 2

DEATH

Right, here's the deal. Each time you enter, you get any amount of Gold. If you want more, just type in +++X+++. Replace X with the amount you need. These are "props" for forums.

Bed... 1000G
Stuffed Pink Giraffe... 1G
Black Hole... 15000000G
Doughnuts... 5G, unless going to a Greebo's, in which case 1G.
Umbrella... 12G
Luck... 500G
Dice...14G
Babel Fish... 100G
Fire Wand... 1G. Buy one, get one free!
Spell... 36G
Something totally wierd that is not listed (E.G. Babel Fish)... 100G. I will add it with a suitable price.


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Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Hello, can I have a Stuffed Pink Giraffe please?


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Post 4

DEATH

Yeah, sure. Not a bad deal. What'ya hope to do with it? If it's wierd, tell me.


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Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Thanks, I'm going to bring it to life in a bizarre experiment. *hands over 1G*


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Post 6

DEATH

Yeah. Well done. Ahahahaha.


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Post 7

Bluebottle

Can I have a unicycle, please?


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Post 8

DEATH

Sure. May I ask what you want to do? and wrapped or unwrapped?


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Post 9

Bluebottle

Can I have it unwrapped so I cycle home on it? Thanks. smiley - smiley


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Post 10

DEATH

Okay...

Are you sure you don't want it wrapped? It might be safer...


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Post 11

Bluebottle

Good thinking - I haven't got any lights for it, and it's getting dark.
Do you sell unicycle headlights?


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Post 12

DEATH

DON'T BE SILLY!





Sure. Here you are. 14 G.


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Post 13

Bluebottle

Thanks, I think....?


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Post 14

DEATH

(Realizes he has no security crew)
Bluebottle, there are some insane people round here. You wanna guard this place from maniacs like yo- them?


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Post 15

Bluebottle

Okay, why not?
I have a cabbage, and it's loaded.


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Post 16

DEATH

Okay, sorry it's been a while Bluebottle, but I forgot about this forum! smiley - sadface
By the way, I recently got some new potatoes...


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Post 17

Bluebottle

Hmm... King Edward potatoes?


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Post 18

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What are you planning to do with the old ones?


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Post 19

DEATH

(Shortcut)


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Post 20

DEATH

Hmmmm... Rusty... But I'd better be careful. These things are, like, BOOM...


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