h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tha' know's her across road, yuh know, her whose al'us peeking through 't' curtains. Well t'old lass darn road sez she's preggie, Ah! knew that bloke wi' dark glasses an' white stick 'ad gone 't' wrong house.

Nod's as good as a wank te a blind Norse; anyway ye don't look at t'mantlepiece while stokin t'fire eh?

Terri

Ey! but tha's got 't' put clocks back or forward twice ayear on 't' mantlepiece, brown paper bag time

*puzzled*

*not very bright*

What if yer mantelpiece isn't wide enough to stand fer all this clock shuffling?

Why do ye put paper bags over their poor little faces? It's like Abu Ghraib above yer fireplace; i will be sending a delegation to the UN about this.

As fer what yer did to the coal, i'm not surprised it scuttled.

Terri

the bags for my face, I'm too kind to others. Thatcher did the coal and the rest, everytime I go to the toi**t, I send her a message, it doesn't get there, but its the thought that counts...

done a bit of painting in me space thingy, it'll do for now, me brain hurts when I read the info on 't'other ml wotsit