This is a Journal entry by Kumabear

F**k you New Jersey.

Post 1


Sigh. We went for a bachelor party. The rooms were reserved. The van was rented.

Scheduled time of departure :Saturday 8:00 a.m.
Actual time of departure: 9:45 a.m.
5 of the party never showed.

Stop for breakfast: It sucks. (I think the sausages were made of cat.)


Lunch: My cheeseburger was stale enough to shatter teeth.

Estimated travel time: 6 hours
Actual travel time: 9 hours (more or less)

We arrived at the hotel. We were informed that our reservations no longer existed. ( I called to confirm the reservations at 7:00a.m. Sat.)

We were angry.

We drove 4 more hours hunting down accomidations.
Eventually find a decent hotel.

After After flirting with attractive concierge, she takes 30 dollars off of the cost of each room.

Dinner: sigh. A pattern has been firmly established ...

We party like rock-stars.

The Groom gets put through a wall.

Get fall down drunk.

Try to hire exotic entertainment.

Not eneough cash.



Find breakfast.

Five minutes out from the hotel some b*****d crashes into the rental van.

Later , the van is attacked by Baboons at the Safari park.

There is more but I'll stop here.

Needless to say, we had a blast.smiley - winkeye

F**k you New Jersey.

Post 2

Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic)

smiley - hug

Sorry that Jersey didn't treat you better, Kuma. Other than the falling down drunk and putting the groom through the wall, it doesn't sound as if it went at all correctly. smiley - sadface

Maybe Vegas would have been the better idea after all. smiley - winkeye

At least you can rest assured that your flirting did some good. After all, you were able to get $30 off the room. That must have been some flirting. smiley - winkeye


F**k you New Jersey.

Post 3

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Glad to see that it was not just my friends bachelor party that went this way. But I am sorry you had to experiance it too. Nothing like a sick groom the day of the wedding too . I hope that the next one you go to is in Vegas then you can call me and I will drive down>grin>


F**k you New Jersey.

Post 4


Yeah, a lot of stuff went wrong. But we've got one hell of a story to tell. I left out the bar-braul and something nasty that nearly happened. I also forgot to tell the part about the van being attacked by circumsised babboons. (got the photo's to proove it...unfortunately)smiley - winkeye

I have set the plans for the next party in motion and it will be happening in Vegas. Probably not for a year or so, though.

F**k you New Jersey.

Post 5


It sems that I did mention the baboonssmiley - winkeye

F**k you New Jersey.

Post 6

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Errr, I was not going to say anything..... But you *must* elaborate on the "Van Attacked By Baboons, Film At Eleven" thing. I am dying to know.

F**k you New Jersey.

Post 7

Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic)

Me too. After all, its not everyday that a bachelor party's van is attacked by circumsised baboons in an animal park... smiley - bigeyes


F**k you New Jersey.

Post 8


It was one of those giant Dodge 15 person passenger vans. We rolled into the monkey area of the park...the van was bright red. we were the biggest amd most noticable thing on the road. there was a bonkey stampede as they saw us. before we knew it we were covered with baboons. about 60 of them. gotta go or I will be late for work.

Key: Complain about this post

More Conversations for Kumabear

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more