h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AAAAAARGH!! *very stressed out with hair sticking out in all directions and a vicious look in the eyes*
I truly hate homework!! (who doesn't?!) And I suffer an extra bit for being born in 1983, after years of research I can now confirm that all people (well, most then) born in 1983 suffer from chronic laziness when it comes to schoolwork...
Besides the chronic laziness there are loads more useful and more interesting things to do... For example I'm studying physics and Dutch right now (well, not right now, since I'm typing *this* right now, but you know what I mean....), who cares *how* my alarmclock works?! I hate the thing anyway! And who cares where our national anthem came from?! Nobody in Holland knows the words anyway (ever noticed how Dutch football players don't even bother to pretend they're singing during the playing of the anthem while *all* the other countries do? (this is an entirely different topic than homework though))...
So really there's not much point in all of this.. (yeah, yeah, I know there is a point, and I do study anyway... I just needed to blow off some steam.... so lay off! )

I totally agree with your '1983=lazy people' theory, I myself am a 1983-er (or should that be 1983-enite...?) and I suffer from absolute chronic procrastination...if I have homework to do (which I usually do) I will find the most absurd excuses NOT to do it...like cleaning my room (?!) or walking the dogs...I don't understand!
I know it has to be done, and I usually end up staying awake all night to finish it (LOVE the coffee!), but I still never start until the last minute!

It must be a vicious plot by somebody to ensure that one whole year of people are totally ineffective and disorganised - they're going to try and take over the world and we won't be able to do anything about it cos we just couldn't be bothered!!

I *know*!! It must be some kind of conspiracy!!

Even if I *really* want to do my homework I still can't manage to sit down and just do it...
And so I never ever have all my homework done.. oh well...
Up till now I've survived on that and hopefully I will again this year...

Miriam\