Welcome to the World of Wonderful Westerly Wubbins.
Have you ever seen a Wubbin? They're exciting, wonderful creatures (as the title suggests). They are small, furry creatures with cute little ears and a nose and a mouth. They also have feet and arms and teeth. They are vicious when cornered, and attack with their feet (they think it would be rather disgusting to attack with their teeth, since they use that to eat and they try to follow good hygiene.). But the best part is that they are purely fictional. Meaning, of course, that they can be anything you want them to be!
Aren't satisfied with the way they look? Well, they'll change for you.
Aren't happy with the way they treat you? Well, they'll change that, too!
Order your personal Wubbin today, and be on the road to financial in-success tomorrow!
All this and much more can be yours for a mere 2000 kwekets, the universal monetary unit (which has yet to gain enough popularity to have a bank that converts your money into kwekets...) so, as soon as we solve that minor problem, you will be well on your way to owning your own Wubbin!
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