Welcome to the Cyber-Bar, the pub of the mind.
The Cyber-Bar. Just log on and spend an evening in the company of all your drinking mates - wherever they are. It saves all that tedious mucking about in the real world, and a fortune in bus fares. All prices are in local currency and the only risk is getting done for being drunk in charge of a browser. Usefully, you can even re-run your favourite nights out by storing them as temporary internet files. Keep 'em on disk ready to be played back at any time. The rounds are already payed for; you can have honed all your punchlines to perfection, and even run the slur checker to get rid of the embarrassing typing defects that you seemed progressively to fall victim to the first time around. You know in advance what everyone's going to say, so you can phuque their jokes up a treat. Well that's progress.And it goes without saying that there is no spitting.
See also 'Beer', 'Gin and Tonic'...
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