Funky Wyloom
I'm Funky Wyloom
King of the Fairies
I eat Roast Beef
And Tinned Canaries.
Tinned Canaries? A fine confection!
They do great things for your complexion.
They smell of string but taste of stew
I'd try some today if I were you.
There's a hell of a smell from Dingley Dell
The fairies have kicked up a rumpus
They'd be leaving today if they had their way
But they can't lay their hands on a compass.
So they took the string from the smell of stew
And ravelled it up like the pixies do
And tied one end to a hollow stoat
Leaving carefully without a coat
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